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I have my serious doubts about this actually proving fruitful, but I'm not going to a bar to meet people, and 'm definately not going to church just to meet people. I don't want to piss God off anymore than my daily life deems necessary. So.....why not screen people before actually meeting them. Just think, what if my parents had this technology available when they were younger, maybe they wouldn't of had to spend twenty years together to find out that they really weren't compatible. Here I just answer some impossible to determine questions about myself and an hour and a half later Im given, not one, but and entire library of possibile future ex-wives. So let's get on with it, I'm not getting any younger and I want to at least be working on my third tragic love tale by the time i'm fifty. So who's head over heels already? Message me and let's chat some before we get to the love making.(  Ask me if you want to know the truth about me, cause that was all meant to be funny....and yes...I am a dork)

When I was a boy I saved barbie from a ruthless gang of G I Joe's, who sought to rob her of her purity. Luckily I arrived when I did, the poor doll nearly lost all her clothes in the struggle. Disgusting perverts. In highschool, I ran like a champ to and from, the watercooler and the bench. I would have been damned before I'd let my fellow basketball teammates go thirsty in the middle of a game. No m'am, thirst didn't have on my mad waterboy skills. On a serious note though, later on in life as I grew in  maturity and in my outlook on life, I did manage to get a girlfriend. 

Ill meet them all, bring it on. I want like eight or fifteen wives. I want them all to despise me equally. "Balance is necessary for the success of relationships". (Thanks TRUE tips and advice. )