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I'm just some jerk who writes in an annoying pink font. I don't know why I am on this dumb site. My standards are extremely high and specific and to be quite frank, you probably don't meet them. See below for more details.As for me, I'm a college student/slob pursuing modeling and a Pharm.D degree simultaneously. I like motorcycles and import cars, doggies, parrots, aquariums, snakes, gardening, sushi, classic/alternative rock, spending more time asleep than awake, computers/internet, consuming copious quantities of food, avoiding the W character on my keyboard because it is missing, the finer things in life, living life to its fullest, plastic surgery, pursuing physical perfection, and many other assorted activities.

While I don't like to brag, I do have a published paper in the fields of neuropsychology/pharmacology, and an asteroid named after me by the Ceres Connection/Lincoln Laboratory at MIT for my many scientific awards.I'm also an accomplished slob.

If you do not fit this description, I probably do not want to meet you. Highly attractive Extremely intelligent Animal/plant lover Good taste in music Cuddly/a ffectionate Ex tremely attractive Wit ty/playful Ver y attractive Fun Extra points if you drive a Lotus Exige, own a sport bike, own  a cute small doggy, and are muscular. Affluent wealth wouldn't hurt either. Slob/ninja/piracy skills also welcome.