This is a test of the emergency stream of consciousness system. This is only a test. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEP I use long words. I'm a beer snob of sorts, I won't drink domestic beer except for Sam Adams or [[PBR]] (yes. I said PBR. As in Pabst Blue Ribbon.). Disrespected is not a word, and if it is, I'm quitting the english language for something better. Like Latin. I don't speak Latin, but I'd like to someday. Especially to people who don't speak it, so they think I'm SMRT! I play tennis badly. I play golf even worse. I used to fence twice a week, but I haven't in forever because I outgrew my equipment and I'm too lazy to buy new stuff. That makes me sound like some sort of preppy jock, which, if you know me or knew me would make you laugh. I can be a lousy friend sometimes because I suck at calling people back unless I have something important to talk about. Otherwise I'm a very good friend (I think). I used to party like a Nazi. We're talking [[Roman Orgy]] style, here. I took pride in being able to orchestrate parties where people got naked and did odd things to themselves, others, and occasionally, livestock. Now I realize that's sophomoric and silly, but I can still laugh about it. But only because nobody died or contracted some kind of horrific disease. I've ruined a couple of peoples' lives temporarily, and I felt bad for a while. But I don't really anymore since it's been a while and I would have apologized if they were still around and not in mental hospitals. I get really nostalgic sometimes and wish I could see people I used to be close with. Even though I know if I did it wouldn't be the same, so I don't really complain about it much. Stupidity annoys me, unless I'm in the mood for it, then it's ok, but only if it's not obnoxiously stupid. Unless I'm in the mood for THAT. I'm actually not that moody. I almost never type in stream of consciousness, but I'm doing it now because I feel like it. So there. I used to lov
I'm still alive. That's one hellovan accomplishment
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