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Double retiree, military NCO and Police Officer. I have traded my life of action for one of contemplaion. In other words I am a sofa spud.

Grumpy, opinionated, disorganized, couch potato who smokes like a chimbly. I know how to spell chimney but I like saying chimbly. Don't dance or take walks in the rain, or woods, or on the beach. Did enough walking while I was in the service. Don't have any hobbies or have any do-it-yourself talents. Electricity, plumbing, and woodworking should be left to the professionals. My physical  activities are limited to walking the dogs and jumping to conclusions. As far as my (fairly) good side goes I have two dogs that seem to like me well enough, even tho' I control the remote.  Another plus is that when I have to leave them at home I put the Animal Planet channel on for them. I love seeing the sights around our beautiful country and attend at least two military reunions every year. I would take even more trips if I had someone to share the adventures. If they gave graduate degrees in sarcasm I would have a PhD. My buddies wives tell me I clean up pretty good and would be a real catch, but what do they know? I mean, really, look who they married. Kidding aside, everything I've written in this is true. In the words of the eminent philosopher Popeye the Sailor: "I yam what I yam." I try to live my life by the Golden Rule, the Ten Commandments and the Boy Scout Oath. I was brought up to believe in them and even tho' I haven't been to church lately or been in a Scout uniform in more than 50 years I still believe that they are good rules to live by.

Like every other American hetero male I'd like to hook up with a billionaire super-model who owns her own tropical paradise and can't keep her hands off me. Considering the odds of this happening I guess I'll just have to settle for an adorable, intelligent, and beautiful woman who owns a liquor store. Would you believe an attractive woman who could put up with my nonsense?