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I AM A BANANA

About Me

I think I've finally figured
out what to write for these
things.

I'm an artistic
person. I feel passionately, but I
also think my first priority is
to think rationally.
Essentially what this boils down to is
a generally fiery, but
easy-going, personality; I know what
I want, how to differentiate
that from what I actually
need, and generally why I need or
want one thing or another.
This tends to make me pretty
philosophically mature and more
apt to being exceptionally
open-minded. However, we've all got
our own baggage, and I'm no
exception. I've worked hard to
clear it all down to "carry-on
luggage" that, thankfully, I
can handle myself. I like to
continually reduce unnecessary
drama in my life. Occasionally
I'm childish, but I always
come around rather quickly. I
tend to make a lot of
disclaimers, so much so that I've
actually thought of getting one
tattooed on my ass. Usually, I'm
just happy, silly, and a kid at
heart. "Chill", I believe, is
the expression. Dry sarcasm
has procured from me a large,
comfortable room with all the
amenities. I don't think being
open and honest precludes
mystery and excitement, nor does
planning. I enjoy sex on a
'very regular' basis. My
background could definitely be called
eclectic, and my personality
reflects that. I've been known
to be snobby. I am quite
definitely a recovering grammar
nazi. I have also been known to
scratch myself in public. I
adjust to things quickly, value
the practical and beautiful, and
always take the time to just
enjoy life. I am
philosophically against American Protestant
ethics, especially when they
create a tendency toward
workaholism and stoicism. Sometimes I think
God is a really funny and sad
joke and sometimes I think god is just a way to express something connecting all things cummulatively. I laugh a lot. If this is
all still sounding good to
you, message me. We can meet up
and I

I was in a third grade reader
in first grade. I made second
place in a city-wide art
contest in second. I skipped
seventh grade and graduated from
technical college before
graduating high school. I left my
really f**ked up cultish
religion a few years ago and have
yet to go crawling back. I came
out to my first boyfriend and
then to most everyone else.
I'm a great aunt. I did my
best to keep a failing secular
group on campus from failing
but then was able to accept when
it had. I have remained good
friends with one of my very
first best friends who I met at
just 3 months old; I was her
Maid of Honor at her wedding
and we've been through it all.
I finally made the leap and
moved away from my hometown
this last year; I can't figure
out why I didn't do this
earlier.

Who I'd Like To Meet

I couldn't clearly tell you what I'm looking for in a girl. I like so many different combinations that just spouting off about some shape-shifting chameleon dream girl who's never the same twice seems ridiculous. I'd just have to come back and edit it in a week anyway and, well, f**k, I'm just too lazy for that. What I'll do it just list off a few qualities that appeal to me pretty much across the board: easy-going, low-drama, and just generally laid-back; up for anything, eclectic, diverse, open-minded, not overly finicky; artistic, creative, problem-solving, rational, logical, good conversationalist, interested reader, nature lover, night owl, deep thinker, philosopher, jane-of-all-trades, girl Friday, sensually sexual being. There are more I like, but if most of these seem like you, we should talk. Physically, I tend to like someone whose body is average to pleasantly plump (and that ranges up farther than you'd think), but a general soft firmness with plenty to grab is probably a better way of describing it. (I'm not into bones or giant waves of cottage cheese.) A pretty, natural, sweet face is always a big plus. Again, here I'm pretty open-minded and diverse. I'm not especially fond of make-up and think, like Christy Brinkley once said, that the point of make-up is to look like you're not wearing any. I like to try strange, foreign, and new foods, so it would be great if that appeals to you. You should like kids and be open to the idea of eventually having some, but you should not be looking to do that now. Being agnostic, atheist, or otherwise non-religious is preferred, but I'm not about to discount you for having some spirituality. I like someone fairly independent and self-sufficient, but who is also generous with her time. If you can appreciate a compliment or a helpful act of affection, that's fantastic. You shouldn't have too many h

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Fenchurch42

32-year-old woman in Lawrence, KS
Looking for girls 21 to 40, up to 50 miles from me



  • 5’4”
  • A few extra pounds
  • Not specified
  • White / Caucasian
  • Attractive
  • Some college
  • Professional/manager/supervisor
  • $25,000
  • English
  • Agnostic
  • Never married
  • No
  • Undecided
  • Smoke socially
  • Moderately
  • Dating Only, Dating / Long-term Potential
  • Women 21 to 40-year-old
  • Within 50 miles of Lawrence
  • 5’0” to 6’5”
  • Athletic, Average, Muscular, A Few Extra Pounds, Large
  • Auburn / Red, Black, Blonde, Dark Blonde, Dark Brown, Light Brown, Mostly Gray, Not Specified
  • Doesn't Matter
  • High School
  • Any
  • Doesn't Matter
  • English
  • Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist, Hindu, Jewish, Spiritual, but not Religious, Other, Not Specified
  • Any
  • No, Yes, Living at Home Sometimes
  • Yes, Undecided
  • Doesn't Matter
  • Occasionally, Moderately

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