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I'm the perfect man.  I'm famous, rich, handsome and my expolts in the bedroom are well known and documented in 11 nearby counties.  I hold 3 PHD's and recieved my ged some years ago.  Democrats wanted me to run for President but up against the "Bomb", he wouldn't have a chance, so I withdraw early in the race. I would be available for dates, by appointment only please.       And did I mention, you MUST have a great sense of humor.

I placed 36th in a poker tournament. Granted there were only 38 players, but i'm proud.  I don't want to brag, but I was runner up in the HUSTLERS sexyest guy in a thong contest at Hoooters.  I graduated 36th in my class, kinda like the poker thing, but this time there were only 37.  Boy was that other guy a real moron.  I can read and write in 2 languages, English and American.   Oh and did I mention, I have a great sense of            smell, what you thought humor.

An elderly, senile ex-stripper that can still swing around the "ole" pole.  Must be over 95, none of you young uns, intelligent, sharp as a whistle, drop dead gorgeous and wealthier than the Queen of England.  If this is you, fire that wink my way pronto.       And did I mention, you MUST have a great sense of humor.