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I have not subscribed, so can't reply to all the nice messages and winks. I'm waiting until my move to near-Vegas is set.

About Me

Due to my disabilities, I can't get it up.  But, that's what toys are for!
I can walk and stand, but not for very long.  I have a mobility scooter and a van equipped with a lift for it, and I do like to get out and about.  Street fairs, art fairs, theatre, or just tooling around town.
I can't do beaches because of the sand and I cannot be on the ground...my legs don't work well enough for me to get up off the ground.
I'm very tactile--love to touch and fondle and make a guy nuts that way, so if you like that, we'll get along fine.
I sing and am an artist and write, but I do have problems with my hands, so anything requiring fine motor skills I can do only for a short amount of time.
Just to be up front about things:  I am pagan/wiccan/olde religion.  I blame the judaic/christian construct for retarding the evolution of humanity with their insanity.
So, if you are really into any of the judaic/christian fantasy constructs, we will NOT get along.  Period.  I'm not interested in arguing about this.
I'm only 52--soon 53--but age isn't how many years you've had the car, it's what the mileage is.  I'm extremely high mileage and my body acts like that of someone in their 70's.  That's just the way it is.  I tire quickly and have a low level of energy.  I prefer things to be QUIET, peaceful.  I enjoy British TV shows, live theater, peppy, upbeat music of any kind except that awful rap and country crap.
I also LOVE old radio shows and have quite a collection of them. 
I'm planning on moving to somewhere near Las Vegas within the next year or so.  I will have a tiny one room house and a swimming pool and a BIG FENCE.  This is how I have chosen to enjoy the remainder of my life, which probably has been shortened significantly by my health.
That's okay...I've had a lot of fun and adventure in my life, and now it's just time to relax and enjoy a peaceful environment and the company of interesting

I was a boy genius back when dinosaurs walked the earth in Data Processing, which was what IT was called back then.
Nobody had a degree in it.  Few people even knew what the hell it was.  We made up so much stuff as we went along, looking back on it, it's pretty amazing.
But, I didn't keep up due to other adventures and things.  I also had a choice:  Was there going to be enough stand-alone memory manufactured for stand-alone personal systems (PCs), or was the then virtually insurmountable problem going to be chronic, requiring a central processing tower for tandem dependent system?
I made the wrong choice and became an expert in central data entry system dependent tower systems.  Ooops.  By then, because I didn't have a degree because I'd actually been WORKING in the field while the younger kids went and got degrees, I couldn't get a job.
So, I went and drove a truck for a few years.  Loved it.
This isn't an accomplishment.  It's my defeat:  A congenital defect in my spine went off when I was 39.  It was a biological time-bomb and a fairly rare condition.  It virtually destroyed my life.  That was 13 years ago.  It's a degenerative condition and will only get worse.  It is neither curable nor treatable.  I will probably always be able to stand and walk a short distance--just depends on how much pain I can handle while doing it.  The pain will get worse.  The time will become less.
That's just the way it is.
I used to sing for fundraising shows and helped a SMALL local charity in Dallas TX reorganize to become the second greatest fund raiser for that year.
That's about it.

Who I'd Like To Meet

Shorter, darker, thicker, muscled, younger guys. Thick curly dark hair, dark eyes, olive skin, nice round muscles and big pecs with big sensitive nipples.  Cut cocks.  Definitely a bottom. Keep in mind, "younger" could be up to late forties, yeah? MUST BE CALM, LAID-BACK HAPPY AND NICE GUY! Artists, actors, dancers, creatives as well as you jock guys who are really sensitve puppy boys who feel they can't be that out there in the real world. Masculine please, but that's kind of subjective, yeah?  Just not into women, so really not interested in men who wish they were or want to be or behave as if they were women. I don't like women.  Just like the religion thing, this is not up for argument. You like who and what and I like who and what.  That's it.

Horror, mystery, fantasy Dining Out
arcane history recordings of old radio shows
Political opinion/activism. 'Cuz I can. Graphic Arts software, oil painting, sketching, etc.
I LOVE DYI and science/nature shows and space technology. Whatever I need.
More arcane sociology than philosophy. Prolly spell it wrong: Chaikowsky
DYI shows and sites. don't know names. Just like it.
I don't teach. I should, but I don't want the responsibilit Started singing Opera when I was a kid; voice not good enoug
I'm a male crone. I have the knowledge but outlived the powe SING!!
I'm an aged unpowered witch. That's the background. SING!
Concert Hall Live Music Street fairs, village celebrations. Museums. Reny Fairs.
Nightclubs Currently co-parent two great Shih-tzus
Opera I will have to leave my pups behind.
Action Movies Burgundy/dark green/bronze/Tuscan
Comedies Transformed bedroom into english cottage lounge
Documentaries Learn to work with mistakes
Dramas Buy virtually everything on the net
Horror and mystery Those puzzle books-not crosswords
Comedic Plays old point/click rpgs
Saw The Phantom in NYC. YES! Refurbished current home; my own designs
Was supposed to go to Scotland. Prolly never happen. make anything out of wood.
Not being there Just operating my PC--video games and such.
Casual Cooking I enjoy keeping up with space exploration
Dining In Activism forum and shopping.

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LimpUseToys

55-year-old man in Lewiston, ME
Looking for guys 21 to 45, up to 10000 miles from me



  • 6’5”
  • Large
  • Dark brown
  • White / Caucasian
  • A little below average
  • Some college
  • Retired
  • Unspecified
  • English
  • Other
  • Not specified
  • No
  • No
  • Daily
  • Do not drink
  • Dating Only, Dating / Long-term Potential, Long-term Only
  • Men 21 to 45-year-old
  • Within 10000 miles of Lewiston
  • 5’0” to 6’0”
  • Slender, Athletic, Average, Muscular, A Few Extra Pounds
  • Any
  • Asian, Latin / Hispanic, Native American, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian
  • Doesn't Matter
  • Any
  • Doesn't Matter
  • English
  • Any
  • Any
  • No, Yes, Not Living At Home
  • No
  • Doesn't Matter
  • Doesn't Matter

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