I live in a hole that I dug seven years ago while preparing for the next nuclear bombing. It's a really nice little hole. I enjoy many activities such as breeding cats, working at McDonalds(I'm the fry girl), cleaning small corners, and water polo. There is something you should know about me though, I am a ninja. I will chop your head off and not even think twice about it, ask your mom.Another important thing to know is this: I don't let scabs heal.
I once won a spelling bee in third grade. Everyone wanted to be me. The words was "hang". You would be surprised how many stupid third graders don't know how to spell that word. I wrestled a pig once. He was a devil, but I got him pinned in under three seconds. I'm also an Olympic gymnist, but I don't want to talk abot that.
My ideal mate would also have to be a stealthy ninja like myself. We could spend our days sneaking up on old ladies and balancing on very small beams. I will not date anyone who has not read all the Harry Potter books and he must dress up as Harry at least once a week for me. If he has acne that would be ideal. I like that.
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