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All of these winks are alright... but you'll actually get a reply by sending me your own words

Being that I'm prone to attracting either stalkers, devoted club-hoppers or young women so promiscuous that they’d probably even cheat on their parents, I’ve pretty much given up on dating. Since I’m opposed to purchasing a catalog, foreigner bride or becoming a monk and joining a monastery, I’ve found myself having to just date Myself for quite some time now. Sure, we’ve had a great time together; but it just feels like there’s something missing [LOL]. I’m a walking contradiction: A shy introvert on some days with a flare to make myself the center of attention and interact with everyone that crosses my path on others. I’m completely in love with being “In Love”, but have yet to be, TRULY, “In Love”. Even though my sex-life has been non-existent for too long to mention, I often have girlfriends of mine begging me to try teaching their partners how to properly administer each of the 3 different types of female orgasms. I could go on and on describing this, but I’m sure you get what I mean. I’m not going to lie. My closet got so full that I had to start stashing my skeletons in the basement. Trying to correct my wrong-doings and over-coming the reputation of the guy I used to be is seemingly impossible at times. I may not be able to erase my past, but when it comes to writing my future and making the most out of the Me I am today, the deck of cards are in my hands just waiting to be dealt. There are countless keywords that can describe me. So I’ll just post the ones I’m proud to have as part of my persona: Intelligent, perceptive, honest, cultured, intuitive, creative, spontaneous, endearing, supportive, sarcastic, playful, adaptively intermingled, open minded, respectful, well mannered, loyal, trustworthy, lovable, driven, selfless, curious, thoughtful, insightful, sensual, poetic, gallant, distinctive… a hopeless romantic... And I'm definitely a Pisces

PLEASE NOTE: I'm deathly allergic to women who won't kiss on a 1st date but often steal the covers on that same 1st date... fantasize about Jerry Springer devoting an episode to the segment they'd be on... and are strictly against potentially getting married & having any/anymore kids someday!

In my mind, the perfect woman for me, though she'd likely be unattainable, would best be described as "MY GREATEST FANTASY". Why??? Simply because she's got it all! She's honest; Communicative; Needy yet self-sacrificing; Open minded; Appreciates my love and adoration without taking advantage of their power over me; A bit timid yet concurrently self-confident; At times a little goofy/playful; VERY affectionate(hugs/kisses/loves to cuddle); Unafraid to share her thoughts and emotions, openly, as I try to do, nonjudgmentally; She's also both Caring and extremely Sweet; Her romantic side and intellectual wit could mesmerize me any time she feels like busting out those(exceptionally effective) weapons of hers; She has seemingly attainable goals in life, is supportive, and obviously she's at the very least moderately attractive in appearance too(not that I am one to judge, but honestly, if a meaningful relationship is to ever develop... doesn't there have to be some sort of physical attraction between us to get the sparks flyin'?). If by some freakish chance you really are more than a mere figment of my imagination, are single and searching, and you actually happen to have a majority of the characteristics which I listed in your repertoire,please let me know about your existence A.S.A.P.!!!