I am different than the average male. I like playing games of any type, cant stand watching sports. I think armchair athletes are closet fags watching millionaires in tight pants fight over a ball so they can touch each other...hahaha. As you can tell I like humor and can laugh at most anything, and I love making others laugh. I like crafts of any fashion, using a Dremel tool with many attachments, and since I learned to sew in Boy Scouts, Cub scouts, Royal Rangers and the military I just bought a sewing machine. I would like an open and honest relationship because I fall in love too easily and dont need my feelings hurt. It has taken me 8 years to get over my last bumpy relationship and have now come out of my shell. I would like to make friends first and get to know you better. I make friends easily but I need someone that cares about me, even though Im a guy I crave a lot of attention but I am willing to pamper the person I love to include special surprises, spongebaths, even breakfast in bed. I also collect SpongeBob items and plan on painting my bedroom to match my collection. Feel free to ask any question, but beware I like to tell the truth, so dont ask if you dont want to know the real answer. I also dont dance or go to clubs. Im an occasional smoker unless Im in front of my computer and drink beer to help me relax and sleep.
I can do anything I want with or without instructions. I love learning new things so Im an avid internet surfer from hell...hehehe. I spent my time in the military in Germany and Saudi Arabia. Server during the gulf war from December 13 1989 to May 21 1990, and a lifetime member of the VFW.
I would like to meet someone that likes to laugh, a friend for life and lover forever. Someone who isnt embarassed by surprise flowers or notes left anywhere at anytime. Someone that will ask me for help and be there for me by just listening. A woman that will know when I need a hug, or that will hug me wether I need it or not.
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