1. I'll love you eights days a week.
2. You will score more points if you get the reference to number one.
3. I'll always know when you need a hug.
4. I know the difference between your and you're.
5. I'll always be attentive and loving... except during March Madness.
6. i'll never cheat.
7. I'll only smoke cigars on the porch.
8. I wont make you watch football with me.
9. My siblings are hilarious and my family is the equivalent of the white Jacksons.
10. I''l shut the door When I pee.
11. I'll make love to you all of the time and screw you on occasion.
12. I'll wait up for you.
13. I'll cook you dinner but its going to suck.
14. I wont blog about you.
15. I'm OK with you stealing my hoodies on cold nights.
16. I have great Army stories.
17. I'll warm up your car on cold mornings.
18. I'm OK with your cold ass toes planted on me in the middle of the night.
19. I'm addicted to "The Office" and "30 Rock"
20. I'll pretend to like it when you drag me out shopping.
21. I'll kiss you goodbye every morning.
22. I'll thumb wrestle you in bed.
23. I'm a Cancer.
24. I'll fall asleep in your lap.
25. I'll always fight for you.
26. I'll love spooning you.
27. I'll wake you up in the middle of the night.
28. I'll send flowers to your office.
29. I'll need you to remind me of everyones birthdays and anniversaries.
30. I have a dangerous job that takes me away from you for months at a time and i'll need you to be OK with that.
32. I always give bums my spare change.
33. I will always be able to make you laugh.
34. I would rather be alone than be with the wrong woman.
35. I adore my parents.
Ive run out of room, so e-mail me if you want to hear the rest...
I've lived an amazing life so far. Ive seen combat, stood in front of the Mona Lisa, seen amazing sunsets from places like Iraq, Hawaii, and Thailand. Ive shared tea with Muslim police and broken bread with a Russian General. Ive made the director of a national intelligence agency laugh, and have sat on Saddams throne. Ive been published in "The Advocate", ive worked among the best and brightest in the world and currently work at NASA. I'm currently working on my next accomplishment which is law school.
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