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Well, let's see.... I have 10 fingers, 10 toes, and one um,  oh..well...... What makes me unique?  It would probably be that, over the years, I have managed to get rid of all my bad habits, ex-wives, money, pet dog, and - oh yes - my sense of humor.  However, I kept the dogs' bed just to have something to fall back on. Being serious for a moment, you need to know that I am not a wealthy person.  I recently purchased a mobile home, in a trailer park, to live near my mother.  She is in her 80's , recently lost her husband, and needs my emotional support.  For that reason, I would like to find a soul-mate who would either come and stay with me or who lives less than an hours drive away.      I am very likeable, will do everything I can for the right person, and am willing to give her the space she may need.  I am NOT looking for a cook, dishwasher, or maid.  My two worst habits are probably that I like to cuddle and enjoy nudity around the house at times (Oh - and I smoke, but am trying to quit).  I don't drink but do not mind if she does.

Retired from the US Navy.  Worked on navigation systems for nuclear submarines.  Spent lots of time overseas, under water, sleeping, and collecting Key Chains (although I have no keys to put on them). 

I am extremely picky, so I would like to meet someone of the female persuasion.  If you are even close - that will do.  And now, folks, we interrupt this monologue for another serious message. I would like to meet a woman who has serious ambitions in life.  A career or some kind of hobby which she loves and might even teach me a thing or two about.  Do you play an instrument ? I would like to learn.  Do you enjoy gardening or even horseback riding - I could give it a try. Do you know more sexual postions than I do ?  I ...oh,well...let's talk about THAT one :)