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First things first, if you have a mullet, please do not respond. Secondly, if you are inbred and your favorite pick up line is "You've got awfully purty teeth," again, move on. I am by no means looking for anything serious. A drink, movie, meal and a quick roll in the hay work for me. I love sports and watch sportscenter faithfully every day. I do work second shift so I am not a morning person (morning being somewhere around noon). Although I am not a size 2, I feel I can hold my own in the usual bar scene. I am a Scorpio and am the poster child of all characteristics that fall within that category. I cannot stress enough I am really not looking for anything serious, so if you are looking to tame a trophy wife or something, move on. But, if you are looking for a great time out with no strings attached (not even the awkward call the next day) drop me a line. I need someone who can definately challenge me mentally. Stupid people need not apply. Those who find happiness in all that is shallow and meaningless, please turn away. I am proud of my accomplishments, my mental agility, and the person I have become. I don't have much baggage (other then the divorce thing, but WAY in my past, nothing recent). I loathe drama, shopping and chick flicks. And no, I am not just saying that to make myself more appealing. So, what's the catch? Well, deal is, I am not 100% convinced in the notion of 'love'. Not really sure such an ideal truly exists on the rainbows and puppy dogs plane that it is sad to be upon. Also, as eluded to above, I am not a size 2, never have been, never going to be. I love who I am, make no mistake. Just don't expect a Barbie doll to be knocking, you know? I am a firm believer in honesty and am not the type to tell you things just to make you feel better. If you don't want the honest answer, please don't ask. I am a very sarcastic and dry person humor wise. I grew up watching Monty Python and the Pink Panther movies, so don't expect me to laugh too hard at

Nothing to brag about, I work and, well, I work.

Umm, yea, guess I went a little overboard, see previous section.