DONT WINK AT ME IF YOU DONT HAVE A PICTURE! I am awesome. I have a boyfriend, who is so incredibly awesome, also. But go ahead and wink at me. I love the attention. well depends on who you are. I am Vain. Before I tell you about me, I just want you to know that I am here to be a tease. I have no interest in meeting anybody for any sort of physical activity other than sipping on a cup of coffee, MAYBE. I get bored a lot at work and join these lovely things to meet people just as lonely and bored. I hate old people. With the exception of my mom, my dad, Bobby D! and random coworkers/family members. And Santa. All my Voids have been filled, minus the work thingy. NOW about me. I like my art. I am pretty much the best at what I do. This is what you wish you had. I work at a hotel at the front desk, owning old farts like you. I like music. and dont try to use you liking music too as leverage in conversation. I am well aware of the things I like and what I dont, so chances are you cant impress me with your so called passion. Christmas music should always be in heavy rotation. On my spare time I like to watch movies and stuff with the wonderful boyfriend. We have sex.
I dropped my cell phone in the toilet. I pick fights with boys. I supervise people who are less than worthy. I make 10 bucks an hour doing hardly anything at all. I play well with others only while intoxicated and even then I must have Bilbo Baggins near. I hardly have free time because it is ussually well spent at home in bed. I am good at sex. Too bad you will never find out because my soul is owned by Jakey baby! wooo. Although I also have a great rack.
People Who are neato. They cant be mooches. I HATE moochers. Stinky people suck too. I like clean good fresh people. I probably wont like you anyway so just stop reading and save yourself the despair.
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