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so i go to southern oregon university, studying zoology, i want to work with wild cats. i on the perverted/sexual side so i have a naughty sense of humor lol. I love south park, queer as folk, and absolutely fabulous. Have any of you seen pink flamingos lol, that was hilarious. so i enjoy movies and tv obviously, hanging out, shopping, swimming, eventually ill get back to the gym and make another attempt to beef up lol, like omg its soo hard to put on weight lol. im rather silly at times, i have fun everywhere i go and enjoy life, so no prudes please. alcohol? have quite a bit in my fridge although i dont drink very often, odd. don't smoke, i hate it, very unattractive. im out to my whole family, nobody cares except my mormon grandparents lol, they condem me to hell, so i take care to talk about gay sexuality in front of her everytime she's around just to irritate her. so i guess im shy when it comes to meeting new people, but once im over all the nervousness or whatever i open all up and probably won't shut up either lol. of course getting drunk always aleviates any nervousness i have about meeting new people. anyhow im not religious, or spiritual, im not a hippy, so i guess im a little out of place in Ashland but o well.

so this one time at band camp....
hmm well i was valedictorian in high school, then i went to college and got the biggest shock of my life when i actually had to work and study lol. my current gpa at SOU is 3.2. i had a rough first year, although i got better and better each term. um ive had a rough childhood, i was almost killed twice lol. so i guess ive survived through a lot? one of my favorite teachers from high school says that turning out the way i did after all ive been through was a big accomplishment although i see it as no big deal. im not stuck up at all so hopefully i didn't give that impression, this section seems like its meant to inflate my ego or something. i got into college, that i guess is my biggest accomplishment. ive accomplished going 135 mph in my old car lol. im not reckless like that anymore though. at least not when other people are with me. so my future goals are to get out of this tiny valley and move to a big city. most likely portland, if i stay in the country. california could be an option too. anyhow only time will tell. ok im done typing now

someone to dominate me LOL. ok so he has to have a sense of humor, and not be apalled by my sense of humor, since it is rather vulgar. be sweet and gentle, or rough at times 'giggles' not be twice my age. preferably toned or built, be fun to have someone to go to the gym with lol. must like cats, although i dont have any at the moment i will eventually. goal oriented is a must, in otherwords have a job and plans for the future. in college or finished with it, unless your one of the few people who succeed in life without college education like bill gates. i hope it doesn't sound like im being picky, i just want someone with similiar interestes and goals. someone i can spoil and who spoils me. i am totally not into one night stands, ive had a few of those and they all were very bad experiences, plus there is no emotion there, and no connection. i like to know the guy before things get intimate. oh and i never want kids, just a syberian lynx. so he should like to travel, get out of the house and go do things, swim, hike, go to the gym, and of course shop. i love the beach, and i love portland too. i swear if hilary clinton isn't our next president i am moving to new zealand lol. so i guess that means you better not be a republican or a shovanistic pig, course ive only met one gay guy like that so chances are that won't be an issue. so i think ive said enough, hopefully i didn't scare anyone off, and hopefully you got a few chuckles out of reading all this. ta ta