Ok...Let's be honest. If you do not have a photo, then I don't have the time to waste on you. Not to be rude, but if I can take the time to find a recent picture and post it so can you. Also...If you younger than 28 we probably will not click. My oldest child is almost 17 and even though I'm not looking for a daddy for my kids, I'm not looking for a big brother for them either. That is not to say if you have children that are that age I'm not interested. I am! I love kids...all kids. And have no problem adding more to what I call mine....Just don't want to be you mom! lol
Enough of the hard core me...lol
I am a very friendly, outgoing person who loves to have a good time. Very easy to get along with others...including your exes, moms and snoopy other people. Trust me...we all have them in our lives. I love the outdoors, hanging with kids, music, movies, books, quads, water, sports and trying new things.
I live in a small town and love it, but like the city life too.
Ok...They want me to brag. I don't brag...very often. SO here goes:
1) I finally learned how to jump my quad and pop a wheelie! YAY!
2) Sometimes I can walk and chew gum AT THE VERY SAME TIME! (Hope you are impressed by that! Took me a while to get it down to a science!)
3) I can cut wood for a fire, set up my own tent, cook a great meal, change oil in my car (but I prefer not to...Walmart can cheaper!) and program my DVR to record UFC.
There ya go...I am darn near perfect. lol
A man that knows how to treat a girl. I only have 3 requirements.... Are you ready because they are pretty darn tough to complete....
Here goes....
Number 1: You must have a job that pays you enough to pay your own way thru life. Can't be living off mom and dad. lol ( However, if you have a HUGE trust fund and are willing to sign it over to me to pay your bill....we can talk! Just teasing....I am not looking for money here! I have a job that I like and can pay my own bills....without my mommy and daddy.)
Number 2: You must shower regularly! This can be once a year or 4 times daily....as long as you are on a regular schedule! I shower at least daily...sometimes more, depending on what I do during the day. If you shower that often....That is a plus! (Ok...really...I expect a man to be clean...I love the smell of a clean man! HUGE turn on to me!)
Number 3: (This might be the one that gets cut by the web site!) Your man boobs must be smaller than my girl boobs! Nothing is more embarrassing than having to buy a larger bra for my man that what I can fit into...even with socks! lol To be fair...I have a nice size rack. If you need to ask my size before you make a choice I totally understand. I am not going to tell everyone my size!
Ok...there it is...Can you pass my test?
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