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My Description: passionate, romantic, faithful, devoted, sensual, stubborn, polite, dreamy, surreal, honest, patient, whinny, understanding, insecure, optimistic, introverted, lazy, procrastinating, anxious, nervous, Dorky!!! but all in all A Nice friendly person :D LIKES: animals (especially cats), geico commercials, chocolate, toes, movie theatres, thrift stores, youth, daisies, opinionated people, maps,pants and sweatpants (there so compfy),funny ppl. TURN ON'S: those who know the eight parts of speech, good grammar, manners, long hair, big noses, high heels, originality, butterflies (in your tummy), those who stare into your eyes when you speak, femininity, insecurity, Jealousy(don't ask), someone that can make me Laugh without trying. TURN OFF'S: promiscuity, ugly feet, bad breath, unoriginal tattoos, materialism, homophobics and racists. FEARS: death, insects, oversize nipples(dont ask), losing my teeth or limbs, authority, the future. MY FAVORITE QUOTE?"Live Like There Is No Tomorrow" PET PEEVES: girls posing nude with snakes,Those who judge the amount of intellect by the amount of books read, heavy annoyed sighs, those who say oh instead of zero, advertising the meat of an animal you're selling with a cute cartoon or puppet version of it. When people say huh? even though they heard you, knowing severely uninformed voters can vote, teenage pregnancy, people who pick their tattoos off of the wall of the parlor, people who want to talk about your job or their job. WHO I THINK IS THE SEXIEST PERSON ALIVE AND WHY? Conon Obrian Why? .. because I'm in the Cone zone! SOME OTHER STUFF ID LIKE TO ADD......................... I'm single w/out no kids(they come after marriage but before menapause) I'm a lover, mostly of animals and food...I suppose I love other inanimate objects as well...otherwise,I'm smooth like a good dish of custard. I see movies just because of their obscure and enticing soundtracks. I'll never understand the world wide obsession with Angelina Joli

I dont really have any to BRAG about....how sad

The world's biggest elusive. My first unattainable dream is to shake hands with every person on the planet. I believe there's beauty and goodness in everyone. I don't measure success by money or fame but by acceptance. The only reason life sucks is because we can't possibly live long enough to see everything worth seeing; to know everyone worth knowing. There's no substitute for life, one should never be afraid to take advantage of it....................also GOD. THE ONLY ONE WORTH MEETING-- AND MY TURN WILL COME...... =) And yeah, I do like girls with skills, and people that can make me die laughing. I enjoy the company of anyone who would never get sick of playing a rough game of hand slapping war, and who would attempt to kick my ass while playing basketball in the toy aisle at Walmart, and who would dance dorky jigs with me, and who could put up with my angry clapping... ahh romance.